faux-semblant:

You ever hold the door open for somebody and they just waltz through there? No eye contact, no thank you, no nothing.

You’re just standing there. “Well, you’re welcome, your majesty. Sorry I didn’t sprinkle rose petals for you.”

Ellen Degeneres - Here and Now (2003)

August 11th, 2011 + originally posted by faux-semblant. + 889 notes

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   HA!!! i actually do say that to those people.

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