faux-semblant:

My friend and I went to lunch and we were talking about procastination and the waitress overheard us and she said ‘I have a problem with procastination, too!’
I said, ‘Really? Get my sandwich.’

Ellen Degeneres - Here and Now (2003)

August 11th, 2011 + originally posted by faux-semblant. + 68 notes

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